Metal Wall Plate - Delft Blue - You're only old when your neck is stiff more often than your dick

The Metal plate with the Delft Blue print and the playful text "You're only old when your neck is stiff more often than your dick" is a humorous and decorative item that gives a playful nod to Dutch culture and popular humor. This product combines the traditional Delft Blue style with a modern and bold twist, making it a unique piece for your home, in a café, a man cave or as a gift for a friend or family member with a good sense of humor.

The sign is made of high-quality metal, which ensures durability and a long lifespan. The dimensions are usually tailored to standard sizes suitable for wall decoration, for example 30 x 20 centimeters, but may vary depending on the manufacturer. The corners of the board are often rounded to prevent sharp edges and the board features small pre-drilled holes in each corner for easy mounting.

The front of the plate is covered with a high-quality print with the characteristic Delft Blue color scheme. This style is inspired by the famous Dutch pottery that has been produced since the 17th century and is recognizable by the blue decorations on a white background. The text "You're only old when your neck is stiff more often than your dick" is placed prominently in the center of the sign, with an elegant font that contrasts with the humorous message.

The combination of the traditional Delft Blue elements with the funny and somewhat mischievous saying makes this metal sign a striking and funny gift. It is an item that will certainly spark conversation and put a smile on the recipient's face. The sign can be hung indoors or outdoors, although it is advisable to place it indoors or under a canopy to maintain the quality of the print.

This metal sign is not only a fun addition to the decoration of a room, but it is also a way to bring a piece of Dutch culture and design into your home. It's a perfect gift for someone who likes a joke and doesn't mind a little self-mockery.